The floret Play Forms are a Human Domestication Guide concept invented by me, in accordance with the widespread bureaucratophilia of the Affini species. They are a series of documents intended specifically to add, subtract, or modify conditions to a domestication contract or otherwise provide some sort of legal weight or aesthetic to play between Affini and florets. Most of the forms that exist have been created by me, but some have not, and I wanted an easy repository of forms that other authors could use either to gank for their own work (you have my blessing for any of my own forms; check with other authors before using theirs!) or to see the zeitgeist for inspiration to create their own. (For form text guidance, see Bureaucratophilia.)

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fPL-0001: Replica Domestication Contract

Sheepwave, Pencil

A non-binding play contract usable among other purposes for recreating scenes of florets formally being domesticated under the Human Domestication Treaty.

…she could see the printed contract with her name on it, unsigned. Some part of her brain remembered that the ‘Form fPL-0001’ at the top designated it as a floret play kink prop and not her real contract…

fPL-18: Consent for Touch-Based Reward

BasketOfPuppies642, The Best Homes Are Made, chapter 4

A form that legally obligates the floret to accept headpats and other tactile rewards.

Whenever he completed the form, he got a compliment and a headpat, both of which he was legally obligated to accept once he finished fPL-18: Consent for Touch-Based Reward.

fPL-0031E: Certification of Floret Goodness (Event Variant)

Dame Harmony, To Follow in Their Footsteps, chapter 4 Spoils The Place Where We Can Stop Running

A form certifying that the petitioner is good. The filing number can be attached to another form in order to legally prove the petitioner's qualification for what they are petitioning for.

…there was a section for the reason the floret deserved to know, which did have an other section, but the types of reasons by default were typical for Affini forms: “I’ve been a good floret (reference fPL-0031E Certification of Floret Goodness (Event Variant) filing no, if applicable)”, “I really want to”, “I’m very cute (reference relevant fPL-3226 Declaration and Notice of Adorability filing no, if applicable)”. The reason they wanted to know and the reason they deserved it had to be different, apparently.

fPL-0095-ii: Schedule of Floret Physiological Interventions, Interactive/Iterative

Delcan, How a Floret Finds Out, chapter 9 Spoils How a Floret Finds Out by its very nature [hover for 3s to unspoil]

An interactive form that temporarily turns a floret's life into Twitch Plays Domestication. A group of Affini are allowed to, using a digital voting interface, choose from a customizable selection of modifiers, xenodrugs, and other mechanics that will affect the floret until a "finale", which is decided by the very last Affini to vote.

Below was a vast selection of options, with voting thresholds. They noted some of them had already been selected: “C+”, “D+”, “Leashed Feet”, and several iterations of “Cuddle Fugue”. There were others, already partially filled. “Mute”. “No Hands”. “Carry Me”. “Leash Pet (One Hour)”. One line with an enormous threshold, and a sizable deposit towards meeting it, that read: “Finale - Last Voter’s Choice”.

fPL-273: Intent to Eat Regular Meals

BasketOfPuppies642, The Best Homes Are Made, chapter 4

A form that commits the floret to a particular eating schedule for the purpose of proper nutrition.

“[…] fPL-273: Intent to Eat Regular Meals, for example, is lower on the priority list than getting you signed up for your first full vet appointment, since we’ll be sure to keep you very well fed.”

fPL-0561: Waiver on Orgasmic Privileges

Victorinya, Heaven is Other People, chapter 2 Spoils Tree of Liberty

A form that, as its name implies, legally waives a floret's right to orgasm.

I bite my lip, slowly walking over to my Administratrix, my mind awash with ideas of what awful or amazing form she might make me fill out and sign since she has the choice. [...] Would it be fPL-0561 (Waiver on Orgasmic Privileges)?

fPL-0601-f: Request to Borrow Property — floret Variant

Dame Harmony, To Follow in Their Footsteps, chapter 4 Spoils The Place Where We Can Stop Running

A form that formally requests the utilization of another's personal property. The -f variant is specifically for florets.

Owner pulled a document out of mosa and handed her the top sheet. fPL-0601f Request to Borrow Property — Floret Variant was its title, and the first page was mostly boilerplate and a long section describing how adorable, endearing, and precious she was.

fPL-1117: Unnamed By Work

Victorinya, Heaven is Other People, chapter 2 Spoils Tree of Liberty

A form that waives the right to be dominant.

Hell, I’ve even heard of fPL-1117, a form that would make me permanently give up the right to be the dominant partner in any scene…

fPL-1130: Declaration of Bedtime

Dame Harmony, Bureaucratophilia, chapter 2

A contract which legally sets a bedtime for the petitioner, with customizable provisions for enforcement protocols.

Would you like to be legally absolved from the responsibility of setting your own bedtime? Fill out form fPL-1130 Declaration of Bedtime, and you won't have to ever again.

fPL-1238: Embargo on Deflective Gratitude

Dame Harmony, Bureaucratophilia, chapter 6

A contract which legally prevents the petitioner from characterizing any sophont as "too nice" or similar, with a customizable provision for punishment if the petitioner does so.

…fPL-1238 ("Embargo on Deflective Gratitude", which defines a consequence or penalty if the petitioner says that someone is "too nice to [them]" and similar phrases)…

fPL-1717: Declaration of Inherent Worth of Attention

Dame Harmony, The Place Where We Can Stop Running, chapter 30 Spoils The Place Where We Can Stop Running

A contract which makes it legally inadmissable for the petitioner to deflect attention, with a custom provision for punishment if the petitioner does so.

"fPL-1717. Declaration of Inherent Worth of Attention. It's similar to the Declaration And Notice Of Adorability, but which legally defines the floret or independent as a valid target for attention so long as this is in line with their particular needs and desires."

fPL-2273: Admission to Own Desires and Wants

CarmineJade, Promise You Won't Leave Me?, chapter 5 Partial text available Spoils Promise You Won't Leave Me?

A form that legally stipulates that a floret has desires and that their owner is empowered to fulfil those desires.

The fuck? So… if I sign this then I'll be forced to let Miss Wisteria take care of me regardless of reason?

fPL-2274: Agreement to Reveal Desires and Wants

CarmineJade, Promise You Won't Leave Me?, chapter 5

A form that obligates a floret to disclose any needs or desires they may have. Assigns punishments for failing to do so.

Fucking plant bureaucracy and needing to be so fucking thorough.

fPL-2333b: Injunction Against Filings Requisition [Summary-Permitted]

Delcan, How a Floret Finds Out, chapter 9 Spoils How a Floret Finds Out by its very nature [hover for 3s to unspoil]

A form that prevents the petitioner from being able to view other filings. Can be an option of, and to redact the outcomes of, fPL-0995-ii.

The moment it reached its threshold, the pad screen suddenly melted into a single line of friendly, rounded text: “No peeking!”

fPL-2798: Embargo on Self-Immiserization

Dame Harmony, To Seek What They Sought, chapter 25 Spoils The Place Where We Can Stop Running, Learning to Walk, To Follow in Their Footsteps, To Seek What They Sought

A form that creates a list of words and phrases related to self-deprecation that the petitioner is no longer allowed to utter, with a custom penalty if they do.

“Select the boxes you believe you use to refer to yourself. Such as the word ‘just’.”

fPL-3226: Declaration and Affirmation of Adorability

Dame Harmony, The Place Where We Can Stop Running, chapter 21 Full text available

A contract which legally defines the petitioner as very cute and renders it illegal for the petitioner to deny it, with a custom provision for punishment if the petitioner does so.

"I, comma, and then a space for your name —just your given name, this time —comma, am very cute, period."

Delcan, How a Floret Finds Out, chapter 8 Spoils How a Floret Finds Out

“Yes, look at that! This is a perfect copy of fPL-3226. And do you know what that makes you, [...] hmm? [...] Tell me what you are.”

fPL-3226-W: Declaration and Affirmation of Adorability - Witness Variant

BasketOfPuppies642, The Best Homes Are Made, Upcoming Chapter

A variant of the Declaration and Affirmation of Adorability that requires the floret to get witness signatures from others in order to fully prepare it.

fPL-3227: Notice and Declaration of Hotness

Delcan, How a Floret Fucks Around, chapter 8 Spoils How a Floret Finds Out

A contract very similar to fPL-3226, but which legally defines the petitioner as sexy instead of cute.

❤️‍🔥Certified Sexy❤️‍🔥

fPL-3228: Notice and Declaration of Good Girl Status

Victorinya, Heaven is Other People, chapter 2 Spoils Tree of Liberty

A contract very similar to fPL-3226, but which legally defines the petitioner as a good girl.

She giggles with delight as she keeps reading “There’s a subsection for specifying I have a floofy tail!”

fPL-3235: Request For Scene

StormyDayParade and squircularlogic, original work Full Text Available

An official bureaucratic request for permission to perform a scene. References unspecified auxiliary forms 3235A and 3235X, one of which must be prepared and attached to this form. Revisions and corrections are implied to be made using form 3235R. If there are more than three involvees in the scene, form 3235F is required to list them.

Misuse of forms will result in additional paperwork.

fPL-3617: Surrender Privileges to Dress Self

CarmineJade, Promise You Won't Leave Me?, chapter 6

A form which legally bars a sophont from dressing oneself.

…I knew I couldn’t take them off after signing a few of those many forms earlier…

fPL-3619: Agreement to No Longer Undress Oneself Without Permission

CarmineJade, Promise You Won't Leave Me?, chapter 6

A form which legally bars a sophont from undressing oneself.

…I knew I couldn’t take them off after signing a few of those many forms earlier…

fPL-3819: Temporary Reallocation of Sophont as Public Property

Victorinya, Heaven is Other People, chapter 2 Spoils Tree of Liberty

Defines the petitioner as the property of the Compact and all its denizens including independents.

I bite my lip, slowly walking over to my Administratrix, my mind awash with ideas of what awful or amazing form she might make me fill out and sign since she has the choice. [...] Perhaps fPL-3819 (Temporary Reallocation of Sophont as Public Property)?

fPL-3995: Request for Class-G Xenodrug (short-term/play)

Dame Harmony, Followup Appointment Spoils SXTS

A requisition form for a short-term, fast-acting, reversible class-G regimen in order to facilitate a specific scene or event.

The paper dangled between two vines split off of Mistress' fingers, teasing it in front of them. fPL-3995 | Request for Class-G Xenodrug (short-term/play), its title said, and their eyes fixated on the G as it moved around in their vision. "What do you say?"

fPL-4217-v: Request for Lap Occupancy, Vocational

AshInBloom, Golden Ladder, unreleased chapter

A form fileable by a floret or independent to request to sit, lie, be held in, or otherwise occupy the named affini's lap, specifically during that affini's performance of occupational duties.

fPL-4531: Notice of Floret Change of Identification and Modes of Address

Delcan, How a Floret Finds Out, chapter 8 Spoils How a Floret Finds Out

A form which requests a change of name and pronouns, and possibly other forms of address. A truncated version of the form is available which only contains checkboxes for hundreds of possible pronouns. A variant of the form, fPL-4531A, is the Tentative variant of the form, and signals a change that may change again soon. A standard Affini bureaucracy form, also called Notice of Floret Change of Identification and Modes of Address, is required to actually change the identifier and and modes of address of the legal entity of the petitioner; the fPL version is merely an elaborate form of begging.

“This is an fPL form. Floret play form. It appears that this is for you to officially let your owner know your preferences, in a way that might be stored for posterity.”

fPL-4929: Notice and Schedule of Outdoor Activity

Delcan, How a Floret Finds Out, chapter 9 Spoils How a Floret Finds Out by its very nature [hover for 3s to unspoil]

A form which publicly notifies a neighbourhood or region of the itinerary of the petitioner.

Your owner has made a public announcement that you will be out and about for the next five hours, and has noted the locales you will be visiting.

fPL-545: Notice of Request to Not Take Seriously

Scamantha Likely, #hdg-discussion dirtpost

Attachable to other forms, including an unnumbered fPL Notice of Demand to Domesticate (h/t Delcan), in order to signal that the form so attached to is not serious. Of course the attached form may be taken seriously by the Affini or the bureaucracy regardless.

fPL-5R5: Notice of Request to Take Seriously

Scamantha Likely, #hdg-discussion dirtpost

Attachable to other forms, including an unnumbered fPL Notice of Demand to Domesticate (h/t Delcan), in order to signal that the form so attached to is serious. Of course the attached form may not be taken seriously by the Affini or the bureaucracy regardless.

fPL-6051: Conditional Transfer of Bodily Autonomy

TheHatCore, The House Always Wins, chapter 7 Spoils The House Always Wins

A contract stipulating the conditions under which the petitioner will give up their bodily autonomy.

In the event that Owner Triumphs In A Game of Passage in a manner concordant with negotiations, then full authority shall be conferred.

fPL-6305: Request for and usage of the Affini Collective Noun

Dame Harmony, Bureaucratophilia, chapter 6

A requisition form for the official collective noun for Affini. Contains an optional provision to modify the memory of the petitioner after use. If the collective noun refers to a specific group of Affini, those Affini must each provide their consent on the form, and are allowed to attach one additional short-term rider each in the process (which does not have to be about the usage of the collective noun).

fPL-6305, for example, has a provision about any Affini subject to the collective noun having the right to request things from the petitioner asking them to sign the form. This grants, or provides for, the rights that [redacted] of Affini have in the particular situation they find theirselves in.

fPL-7983: Acknowledgement of the Worth and Value of the Signee's Creative Works

Victorinya, Heaven is Other People, chapter 2 Spoils Tree of Liberty

Defines the petitioner's art as inherently worthy and valuable on its own merits.

“Darling, I won’t have my floret try to wriggle her way free of a contract. It simply would not do.”

“Okay, but ‘Acknowledgement of the worth and value of the signee’s creative works’? That’s just cruel. Those stories — I wrote them on like… Forty minutes of sleep and a hastily chugged energy drink!”

fPL-8195: Declaration of 'Oooooooooh, big stretch'

A_Blessing_of_Ravens, Kintsugi, chapter 9 Spoils Kintsugi

A form mandating the titular phrase at the appropriate time.

[name] must utter the words 'Oooooooooh, big stretch' upon seeing [name] doing a big stretch.

fPL-8218: Notice of Uhhhhhhh

Delcan, How a Floret Fucks Around, chapter 13 Spoils How a Floret Finds Out and How a Floret Fucks Around

A form that can be filed by a floret to broadly request attention when in an indecisive or analysis-paralyzed state.

Not all florets may know what they want in the moment. It is up to more responsible sophonts to help them choose.

fPL-9763: Formal Complaint Regarding Attached floret Play Form

Victorinya, Heaven is Other People, chapter 2 Spoils Tree of Liberty

Allows for a floret to make a complaint about the usage of another form.

“‘The form was not strict enough’, ‘I wished the form took longer to fill out’, ‘Why did the form not require me to transcribe it word for word onto a separate page’?”

fPL-9987: Notice of Intent to Crack An Egg

Dame Harmony, To Follow in Their Footsteps, chapter 6 Spoils To Seek What They Sought by its very nature [hover for 3s to unspoil]

A document issuing a public notification to crack one or more eggs, which is an untranslatable serkomo idiom. This document can be written in the serkomo language. Custom-designed by Troja Mitragyna, Fourth Bloom.

“Spoilers, petal.~”

fPL-C4R-P3T: Unnamed By Work

Victorinya, Heaven is Other People, chapter 2 Spoils Tree of Liberty Full text available

A form that restricts leaving a place until other forms have been signed.

“This can’t be legally binding — I had no way of knowing stepping on this would be a signature! That’s such an abusable legal precedent!”

fPL-P3T-P33: Notice of Territory Claiming

Victorinya, Heaven is Other People, chapter 1 Spoils Tree of Liberty

A form that marks territory, legally.

“Oh, it’s printed on a puppy pad.”